Progress

J & V
Senior Testers
Department of Extreme Lambs Ear Stuctures
The Monkey Flower Group
East Coast Campus

Dear Madames,

I wish to inform you that research for The Collar continues (above), though persistent technical difficulties continue to thwart production of a working prototype. Progress is steady, however, and I am optimistic that the ultimate goal will soon be attained. In the meantime, efforts at fabrication are yielding interesting results (documentation forthcoming) which I have reason to believe you will find satisfactorily ridiculous.

Sincerely,

JG
Senior Researcher
Department of Extreme Lambs Ear Structures
The Monkey Flower Group
Napa Headquarters